The Masquerade Murders Script and License

The Masquerade Murders

Everyone is nervous about Heather Glen High School’s Faculty Masquerade Party. Morale has never been lower, and the domineering principal has warned that “heads were about to roll.” As the party revs up, shots ring out. Someone is very dead. But why? And who is responsible? The sexy English teacher? The manipulating school nurse? The pocket-pool playing math instructor? It’s sure to be an evening of mystery, mayhem, and murder!

Characters:

Tonya Tototski- Senior English teacher. Gorgeous, curvy, and totally unassuming. Strait-laced and prudish. Very scholarly and well focused on her job. Frustrated by her many non-teaching duties.

Phil Lipsucker - Biology teacher. Ladies man through and through (and from 6-60). Pseudo- shrink with everyone he encounters. Very touchy-feely. Low BS tolerance in the educational bureaucracy. A child of the ‘60’s

Dr. Elizabeth (Liz) Kabitchka - High school Principal. Self-important. Ambitious and power- hungry. Speaks edu-babble. Enjoys pulling rank. Creates meaningless busy work for staff. Married to Walter. Closet dominatrix.

Ted Feelinfrau- Head custodian. Lazy...unenlightened....a philanderer.... Brother-in-law of the Board of Education President. Rarely without his walkie-talkie. Liz has his number and uses him to her advantage.

Mary Smith- School nurse at Heather Glen High School. A relative newcomer, in that it’s only her second year on the job. She seems to be attracted to Ted. A bit of a manipulator.

Dave Toastmilker- Math teacher. Nerd. Liz’ protégé. Very shy. He has eyes for Tonya. Stutters a bit.

Penny Withany- Another English teacher. School newspaper advisor. In charge of teacher sign- in. A pretty poor teacher, but quite the apple polisher. A snitch, she’s in good stead with Liz. Somewhat promiscuous.

Peter Piquer- Head of security. Ex-marine. Overly official. Wants desperately for staff to respect him, to little avail.

Walter Kabitchka- Liz’ husband. Night janitor. Patronage job. Wimp and whipped. Abused by just about everyone, especially Liz.

Jazzy Jayy- DJ booked to play the Masquerade party. Also, undercover detective investigating corruption in the Heather Glen School District.